Archive - The Distractionist

IT STARTED WITH A CUDDLE AND ENDED IN A FRENZY OF TEETH AND CLAWS

2024 in retrospect

Dec 27, 2024 •

SORRY I ONLY GOT YOU THIS BRUTAL CRUCIFIXION

But it’s the thought that counts

Dec 20, 2024 •

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A MILD CONCUSSION

Or: How you'd be toast if it weren't for Lindsay Lohan

Dec 13, 2024 •

THE GLITTERING CROCODILES

A short story about how the past is always lurking...

Dec 8, 2024 •

LOOKING AT FISH AND STUFF

In my comfort zone, but very much out of my depth

Dec 6, 2024 •

November 2024

DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC [BLEEP]?

Or: How life is actually (probably) a simulation running in the background of Philip K. Dick’s Tinder profile

Nov 29, 2024 •

BEASTLY AUNT GEORGINA

Won't someone think of the children, for fucks sake

Nov 22, 2024 •

EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL FOLK METAL FUSION

A lesbian love triangle, transmissions from outer space, and the semiotics of yoghurt are explored in this short story from 2015

Nov 17, 2024 •

Trouble with drug money, visas, and an unchaperoned vagina

Nov 15, 2024 •

WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

Well, maybe a couple of things, now you come to mention it WOAH-OH-OH-OH

Nov 8, 2024 •

My life in trousers

Nov 1, 2024 •

October 2024

MAUD LARGE, WHO FELL ASLEEP & GLADYS TUFFIN, WHO CLIMBED TO HEAVEN

And Elon Musk, who created an army of deathless clones before deleting the planet

Oct 25, 2024 •

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