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WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
Well, maybe a couple of things, now you come to mention it WOAH-OH-OH-OH
Nov 8
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Georgina Bruce
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COOL BUTTOCKS
My life in trousers
Nov 1
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Georgina Bruce
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October 2024
MAUD LARGE, WHO FELL ASLEEP & GLADYS TUFFIN, WHO CLIMBED TO HEAVEN
And Elon Musk, who created an army of deathless clones before deleting the planet
Oct 25
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Georgina Bruce
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THEY SHOULDN'T MAKE THEM THIS SILLY
On ancestors, ancient curses, and grunty little pigdogs
Oct 18
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Georgina Bruce
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THE SPOON-BENDING DETECTIVE
In the mystical world of childhood
Oct 13
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Georgina Bruce
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UMBWALA, AND OTHER AWKWARD QUESTIONS
Like, who the hell is Sandra Bollocks?
Oct 11
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Georgina Bruce
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FORAGING FOR KEBABS
Contains emergency geology, Christian Erotica, and unnameable foodstuffs that lurk in the woods
Oct 4
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Georgina Bruce
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September 2024
MAGIC BABIES AND THE END OF THE WORLD
Dreams of what might have been
Sep 27
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Georgina Bruce
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THERE'S A GNAT IN MY BREAD BIN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you
Sep 20
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Georgina Bruce
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MY TWEEDLEDEEDLE
A post dedicated to the memory of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings
Sep 13
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Georgina Bruce
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
But mainly to the manager of the cheapest Premier Inn in Newcastle city centre
Sep 6
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Georgina Bruce
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August 2024
NIGHTGOWNS AND PALANQUINS
On the joys of small talk, and a proposed exchange program for misanthropists
Aug 30
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Georgina Bruce
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