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Lyndsey Resnick's avatar

I completely misread that line about belonging. I'm serious, I read it as, "It's also about banging." Which is not the same. And then I thought that some cults really are about that and that seems like a huge commitment. Not sure why I told you that, but here we are.

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

I mean, that's definitely a factor. Although apparently not in the Hare Krishnas. According to Becky, anyway!

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Lisa Fransson's avatar

I do the type of yoga and meditation where chairs are allowed, so called "yoga chairs". I don't know if this is because the cults have caught on at this point, that older people need to be able to sit too and they're generally the ones who have money to hand over 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

I bet yoga chairs cost a bomb! 🤣

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Lewis Holmes's avatar

I think you should reform Vagabon Fayre, and I think your first release should be called 'Mucking out George Harrison's holy cow'. If you need a manager, I am available.

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Clearly I do need a manager because this would never have occurred to me. I'll get songwriting.

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Lord Gloom's avatar

Gong! I have an academic interest in the free festival movement, and in historic gig and festival lineups in general. I'm sure I've seen the words "Vagabon Fayre" on some old poster, somewhere. Did you ever record anything?

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Awesome! You are the first commenter to have heard of Gong, so a million points to you! There was stuff recorded on cassette tape, but I doubt very much that there's anything digital. Possibly there are some old photos somewhere, but again, this was in the before times, so unlikely to find anything online. I suspect this is probably a good thing!

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Lord Gloom's avatar

I bet there's a recording on some unofficial bootleg compilation somewhere - like the Hawkwind live at Stonehenge CD I found the other day. I will seek.

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Hawkwind live at Stonehenge. Wow. I bet that was incredible. What year was that?

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Lord Gloom's avatar

The recording's from 1984, though there had been free festivals at Stonehenge since 1974, and Hawkwind almost certainly played other years too. Also appearing in 1984 were Roy Harper, The Enid, Cardiacs, Doctor and the Medics, and more. Here's a great history of the happenings on a site that looks like it's not been updated since 2002! https://www.ukrockfestivals.com/henge-menu.html

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Ooh Cardiacs and Hawkwind - I would have been happy. Well, I was only 12 at the time, so maybe not!

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The Messy Millennial's avatar

As a practicing Hindu, I am unsure if I should be offended or amused. Since I'm a hoot, I choose to be amused. Funny and well done!

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Thanks! Definitely not trying to cause offence :)

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The Messy Millennial's avatar

Haha, I didn't think you were hence my choice :) Keep it going and oh - how is your tarot business coming along!?!

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Good, thanks! Slowly! But getting there :)

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Francis F's avatar

This made me chuckle, firstly I need to know , is he still a member of the Hare Krishnas? Secondly I agree re sitting on the floor, but it’s on my to do list to start practicing how to get up if I ever had a fall 😆 and thirdly, I’m with you on the sausage roll business, I was a veggie for 15 years. Now I love a Greg’s sausage roll 🤣

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Haha well I have no idea if Phil is still in the Hare Krishnas - I know he was for a good few years but I've long since lost touch with him and everyone who knew him. I'm also working on my strength and mobility so who knows - maybe I'll be able to sit on the floor again one day! And sadly, I can no longer eat sausage rolls because of the pastry :( I guess the universe has had the last laugh there!

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Francis F's avatar

Oh lol 😂

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Sharon Joslyn's avatar

Very funny Georgina. Once, I worked alongside a HR Director who managed to procure a visa for (an impressionable) lad who worked in our firm, only to have him send us an email saying that he couldn't make it to work because he had joined a cult (he didn't use those exact words...) It was touch and go for a while but we did eventually get him to see sense. Kids eh?!

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Haha brilliant! Glad he was brought to his senses!

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Obsidian Blackbird.'s avatar

For me it was a venison stew.

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

You are fancy. I sold out for the most basic thing imaginable 😂

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Carmen Mills's avatar

There are few schools of meditation in the West that would insist you sit in half-lotus. We always tell people who are interested in meditation that the aim is to find a position that is upright (alert and stable) but comfortable, whether sitting on the floor, cushion, kneeling bench or chair -- or standing, or moving, or even lying down. Mindfulness -- let alone Buddhism! -- isn't compatible with hurting yourself! I am also not vegetarian, I like me a good sausage roll. I don't totally enjoy wearing robes but sometimes I have to because I'm a Zen priest and it's the uniform. And, I can't sit half-lotus, never have :) If you're interested, find a good teacher and don't let past bullies put you off. You might find that most of the old stereotypes no longer hold.

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Thanks! I do meditate daily - usually in bed or on a sofa!

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Sara's avatar

Hilarious as always, Georgina. I’m ok with the sitting but I will not forgo my sausage roll.

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Quite right too!

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Jim J Wilsky's avatar

This entire post was just too damn funny...but this line takes home the prize. "or an apparently humble wall-eyed lady guru with an offshore bank account in the Cayman Islands. Luckily, I wasn't eating or drinking something because I would have sprayed my laptop. Just to let you know I'm stealing wall-eyed. Well done, Georgina, well done. - Jim

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Thank you, Jim! Really happy to hear it entertained you!

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Parrish Baker's avatar

For half a tick I thought it was “Seduced by a Sausage Troll” which sounds like a romantasy.

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Ooh that sounds like a bad novel. Although I suppose it could be wurst! (Sorry :)

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Anna Schott's avatar

There’s a Hare Krishna group who meet in the square around the corner from my house and I always look askance at them as I pass because they don’t offer any free food. When I see Hare Krishnas, I expect a buffet. Govinda's FTW!

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Right?! Haha maybe they can't afford to keep entire cities in spicy chickpeas anymore!

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Esme Fae's avatar

"In other words, it was better than dealing with your own family and getting an actual job. Plus: magic cow!"

There have been points in my life where I would have thought that was a fair tradeoff! But now that I'm a lady in her 50s, my wonky joints will protect me from any culty temptations.

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Definitely! I'd probably join a cult now if I didn't have to sit on the floor ;)

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Dean The Sated Ire's avatar

Now that's the kind of spirituality I can support.

I like a lie down when meditating and refuse to be bullied into sitting on the floor by some fascist in a robe! And my arse is too skinny for hard surfaces.

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

I recently came across a spiritual bully who was telling an older disabled woman she must "try" to sit "properly" to meditate. I was like, no she doesn't. Lying down is best because it's easier to fall asleep that way ;)

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Dean The Sated Ire's avatar

Exactly. Meditation is all about falling asleep and losing the habit after 2 weeks!

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Francesca Bossert's avatar

This made me giggle! I used to love sitting on the floor, twisted into all sorts of weird positions. And I was mega proud of my perfect Lotus. Then I found out the hard way that I'm hyper mobile, and had messed up all my tendons and ligaments by proudly showing everyone how bendy twisty I was! Pride comes before a fall. As for the Hare Krishnas, there were loads of them in Geneva in the 1970s, doing their funny steppy-prance all over town in tangerine robes, and chanting with tamborines. I once saw them get into it with a Scientology Ron Hubbard book pusher in front of Bon Genie, the most chi-chi department store in Geneva! Even Hare K's have anger issues.

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Georgina Bruce's avatar

Haha I haven't seen the Hare Krishnas for years! There used to be loads of them dancing through Brum in the late 80s. And eek! Sorry about your hypermobility. I'd say I have hypomobility, if that was a thing!

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Esme Fae's avatar

Same here - I used to always sit in full lotus, just because I could despite never having done yoga in my life. Forty years and several dislocations later, I now have arthritis in odd places from doing party tricks with my wonky joints.

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