THERE'S A GNAT IN MY BREAD BIN, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you
To the best of my knowledge I’ve never been subject to an assassination attempt, but I can definitely relate to those who have, because only the other day a small insect flew deep inside my right ear…
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